"I have a theory..."

"Leave theory alone, didn't Chaudhry Nisar make Pakistan proud with his counter attack on the Indian Home Minister?"

"Yes, but I hear Mian sahib is not happy with him."

"Don't be silly and if you are one of those who heed Bilawal Bhutto Zardari's slogan about Modi ka Yaar (a friend of Modi's) then I think you are being unfair to Mian sahib, don't forget he is a Kashmiri himself and...."

"You know Pakistani Kashmiris, and I am referring to those whose families migrated from Indian held Kashmir are kind of hesitant from taking on the Indians compared to the Punjabis and more focused on business..."

"Shush whenever Mian sahib is angry or upset at someone he never ever comes out and says so, he unleashes his associates on him...this is a lesson learned by his daughter as well...she unleashes TC and DA..."

"TC as in Top Chaila (the top sycophant) and DA as in Demented Arguer..."

"Don't be facetious, anyway can I tell you my theory...of why Mian sahib is angry at Chaudhry Nisar?"

"Because his speech out-shadowed all the momentous events of yesterday including the Prime Minister's address to PML-N parliamentarians, the first time in a number of years."

"That dratted Ramday apparently had the gall to express his annoyance at the favoured kitchen cabinet members and there are those who maintain on condition of anonymity that the views expressed by Ramday reflected the views of at least 80 to 100 PML-N parliamentarians......"

"Who do not have the guts to come out and say so..."

"Ah, but truth will out at an opportune time."

"Indeed, but anyway Chaudhry Nisar also deflected focus from Dar who got the IMF mission leader to say what he wanted him to say..."

"Is the Fund mission leader an accountant?"

"Why do you ask?"

"An accountant does not query the data presented to him though he may readjust it to prove what he may not believe but what he is directed to believe."

"Ah yes, I wonder if that is defamation and you get a notice..."

"Ha ha ha."